my town has been experiencing a huge drought and the first time it really rains in years this fucking happens
TIME TO GO
S1.E01 (Serenity) - How you get there is the worthier part
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
People on tumblr have the best pets.
SKUNK IN A ONESIE
Oh my fucking glob it has BELT AS A BUDDY
My great-great-grandmother’s portrait hung in the university up until the Revolution. By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale. And, while Cinderella and her prince did live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they lived.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
A man might befriend a wolf, even break a wolf, but no man could truly tame a wolf.